teasus 

A man or woman who can make tea to such a high degree, that (s)he is only comparable to being a messiah of the art. (S)He can make the strongest of tea haters into believers. (S)He believes in the majesty of tea and puts all their soul into every cup. Also believes that tea can solve many if not most problems.

guy/girl: Sorry, I don't like tea.
teasus: just take one sip of tea, please, trust me.

he/she takes a sip
guy/girl: this...this is really good! how'd you make this taste so good? I've never had tea like this.
teasus: All tea is good, but not all makers have real passion for it. I'm glad you liked it. Teasus be with you.
guy/girl: And also with you.

teasus by Teasus Christ September 5, 2013

teasus 

A large cup of mcdonalds tea that is so good you actually see Jesus.

Damn, this teasus is amazing and for only a dollar!?

teasus by idefinedhinduslippers June 7, 2009

Teasus Christ 

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

Teasus Christ by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

teasesome 

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.

"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."

teasesome by dictionary dan the wording man April 18, 2010

Tetsusaiga. 

Tetsusaiga is the sword used by the Hanyou, InuYasha, in the Anime show, "InuYasha". It was originally forged by Totosai, by orders of his father, out of his Father's fang. It was mean't to Protect InuYasha, but ever since it was broken, it is now up to InuYasha to protect himself, combining the two powers of him, and his father, creating the now Bigger Tetsusaiga, which proves difficult to hold, because of its emence weight.
From what They find, In episode 7, "Tetsusaiga, the Phantom sword" It can only be used by a weilder with Kindess and mercey for humans, coming from his father's love of Inuyasha's mother. Since Shesshomaru has no Mercy for Humans, the sword would no except him.

"Pop left me quite a somthing", Inuyasha.

Tetsusaiga. by Larissa November 20, 2003

teasure

teasing and pleasure combined into one word

verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex

"yo will wut did u do today?"

"oo i had myself a nice teasure"

teasure by William M, Michael S January 9, 2009