Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019

Telescop

Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you

“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop”

by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 21, 2021

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telescopic vicious turn this mother f*****up

by HARRY POTTER BUCK BEAKS June 16, 2024

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018