Texture Nazi

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".

How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.

by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020

textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Texturing

Giving colour and texture to a 3d object.

I am texturing a house.

by UniSolJeroen January 16, 2011

Texturefull

to describe something with a large amount of texture.

"Ah, yes this leaf is very texturefull"

by FellowHumanBean#76 June 7, 2021

Texturbation

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009

texture

To deliver a parental lecture via text

It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!

by Moma Mia September 18, 2012

Testurate

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.

Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.

by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017