Teixeira

A guy who looks like his girlfriend is betraying him with a guy from Senegal.

Wow, that guy has huge horns! He looks like a Teixeira!

by LeuviferBoy November 24, 2021

Teigen

Gorgeous blue eyes girl,If u have one never let her go she is the best thing that will ever happen to u.very loving girl every one is jealous of her ocean blue eyes.Never let her go

Teigen is gorgeous

by Lola.rose6372 May 13, 2018

Teija Again Lol

Teija Again Lol

Part 2 Cunts

Teija Again Lol

EVEN

MORE

YEARS

LATER

Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!

VERY

LOTS

YEARS

LATER

I

THINK

70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 24, 2019

Teija

A blonde teenage chick who is a suck up in school and is disappointed even when getting good grades. Is flat as fuck l0l. Hasn't gone out with any guys cuz she goes out with her school books (if she gets intimate with those books shes gonna have a whole ton of paper cuts on her tongue and on her beef curtains xd).

Jason: Whos that chick?
Alex: I think thats Teija.
Jason: What the fuck is a Teija???

SEVERAL

YEARS

LATER

Random: Do you Tei... Tay... Te... Teeja?
Teija: Teija...
Random: Teija, take Alex to be your husband?
Teija: Uhh...
Random: *whispers* this is the part where you say i do...
Teija: Oh... I do?
Random: And do you, Alex, take Teija to be your wife?
Alex: FUCK NAH DAT BISH SECRETLY A SLUT!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Teiketing

A word simple minded people usually says when they're half-asleep

You have to use the teiketing

by eyeftw November 9, 2012

teijah

Shes very loyal, always smells amazing, and has amazing hair. Shes a ray of sunshine that will brighten anyones day... she has the best smile and has a very bright personality

Teijahs smile will brighten your day

by Hehehehehehehehehehehehegg November 22, 2021

Tejesh

Go do something fucking productive instead of looking for the definition of my name.

Tejesh is not a good example. Don't waste your time.

by 01010100 01000101 01001010 November 23, 2021