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Teensty

The baby squirrel was teensty weensty
by Coconini September 30, 2009
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anti theists

People who don't realize they turned atheism into a religion. Mock Christians for.not questioning what they are told. Yet get mad when one questions them. Usually attack a Christian Twitter account. Don't realize that most early scientists where religious. They think they are superior. Yet don't realize that they follow men, take their word for it. They try to convert everyone to atheism. And try to convert atheists who don't give a crap about religion, to join them.
That anti theists said I was shoving my stupid silly beliefs down their throat. Yet all I said was bless you when they sneezed. Then the hypocritical atheists tried to deconvert me. By shoving their beliefs down my throat
by sillbilly98 November 24, 2014
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Anti-Theist

A silly person who thinks that it's stupid to believe in an "invisible sky man" but at the same time gripes about how he or she has a problem with sky daddy's character. Like cmon, if you really dont believe in god, stop worrying about him.
Mrs smith: *rants about how god is evil*

Bella: I thought mrs smith was an atheist?

Darren: Nah, she's more than that. She's a silly anti-theist who makes God out to be her personal boogeyman, despite the fact that she herself said that he's not real.
by LegendaryPhoenix January 26, 2023
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theist

1.Someone who has been brainwashed
2.someone who desperatly hangs on to to an old fairytale-like thoery that has been disproven by science and that never reeeally had any proof in the first place
theists:
1. "i go to church(i waste my life ,worshiping a glorified imaginary friend)"
2. " yes god DOES Exist ,because it says so in the bible!(I'm insane, i read this fairy story like it's real)"
by Digital Shadow December 28, 2005
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Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.
Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".
by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011
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Teester

When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball
I'm gonna teester you
by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020
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Theistic Religion

It’s just as bad as the secular kind because the God is still just you. It doesn’t talk to you. You don’t know what it wants. Stop imitating it. And after I kill it I’m going to punish you first. You don’t even adhere to the tenets of your proposed ethic. You just do whatever you want.
Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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