tekjot

she is a very unique girl which has many friends. she sometimes bullies her cousins who are short. she and her classmate are too big for her boots. she is sometimes known as a weirdo however despite all these things she is a very nice, kind and beautiful girl.

OMG this year 6 is such a tekjot

by fbu3yfb2y4 vj April 2, 2021

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

tedioma

Where the steady annoyance of tedium grows into the social disease of extreme mundane dullness to a point which compromises sanity as you struggle to find something more interesting to occupy your mind.

"I'm a mail sorter by day and an envelope stuffer by night. I spend all day moving paper around, I'm like a human converyer belt ffs"

"That sucks man"

"I had a dream last night that I was at work stuffing envelopes. This shit is taking over my life, it's killing me with pure 24/7 tedioma"

by up-down-left-right April 17, 2009

Teqjocky

A Mexican who has had one to many tequilas

Quit acting like a teqjocky ( A Mexican who has had one to many tequilas)

by ShaqcocOnile June 30, 2022

Tedious

1) The act of reading philosophical works such as those assigned to be read in classical mythology classes.
2) the act of translating the baffling philosopher speak into actual words that can be comprehended by normal people
3) the act of writing 1500 word essays based on such works with little or no understanding of the texts to speak of

"Who the hell reads "De Vita Mosis"? that shit is TEDIOUS"
"-omg i have an exam at 7pm tomorrow on a bunch of texts i haven't read.
-i know eh, i haven't read them either
-so tedious
-agreed"

by MikeDalhousie April 26, 2008

Tejo

Means to be 'nasty' or 'gross'.

Girl, that is so tejo.

by mangledmermaids August 29, 2014

tedo

a guy who is a major loser. people know who he is but don't like or respect him. people end up making fun or him because they really hate him. his existence is meaningless.

joe is a deuche bag fag hole loving small pecker packing tedo bastard pussy!

by SexiLexi June 20, 2006