Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicle fetish

When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack

Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls

by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019

Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.

The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

Testicle Wrestle

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.

Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.

by FurFactor November 21, 2009

Buffalo testicle

Another word for apple.

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"

by APPLE FAN June 26, 2009