1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.
2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.
2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.
1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.
2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.
2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.
by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010
Get the technocream mug.A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.
Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.
by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016
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by tufriast February 6, 2006
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by Steak405 October 6, 2008
Get the Technocrap mug.short for "technology and innovation" - a radical new approach, process or product from a technological sphere or dimension.
The technovation amazon, Microsoft and Facebook have brought in the IT world over the last ten years is just impressive.
by tohjensen July 26, 2016
Get the technovation mug.Technorati is an Internet search engine for searching blogs, competing with Google, Yahoo, PubSub and IceRocket. As of August 2006, Technorati indexes over 55 million weblogs. The name Technorati is a portmanteau, pointing to the technological version of literati or intellectuals.
Technorati was founded by Dave Sifry and its headquarters are in San Francisco, California, USA. Tantek Çelik is the site's Chief Technologist.
Technorati uses and contributes to open source software. Technorati has an active software developer community, many of them from open-source culture. Sifry is a major open-source advocate, and was a founder of LinuxCare and later of Wi-Fi access point software developer Sputnik. Technorati includes a public developer's wiki, where developers and contributors collaborate, as well as various open APIs.
The site won the SXSW 2006 awards for Best Technical Achievement and also Best of Show. It has also been nominated for a 2006 Webby award for Best Practices.
Technorati is blocked in China. China has, as a consequence, been widely criticized for its censorship.
Technorati was founded by Dave Sifry and its headquarters are in San Francisco, California, USA. Tantek Çelik is the site's Chief Technologist.
Technorati uses and contributes to open source software. Technorati has an active software developer community, many of them from open-source culture. Sifry is a major open-source advocate, and was a founder of LinuxCare and later of Wi-Fi access point software developer Sputnik. Technorati includes a public developer's wiki, where developers and contributors collaborate, as well as various open APIs.
The site won the SXSW 2006 awards for Best Technical Achievement and also Best of Show. It has also been nominated for a 2006 Webby award for Best Practices.
Technorati is blocked in China. China has, as a consequence, been widely criticized for its censorship.
A: I've tried everything I could to track her blog down.
B: Any luck?
A: Hell yea! Thank god there's technorati, her previous blog said she've had better than me.
B: Ouch!
B: Any luck?
A: Hell yea! Thank god there's technorati, her previous blog said she've had better than me.
B: Ouch!
by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006
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person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
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person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
by {PLONK} July 17, 2006
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