teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.

He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.

by Piya October 11, 2007

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

technigo

The dizzy feeling that one gets when holding one's mobile phone, mp3 player, ds etc. over the toilet bowl, a stretch of water or a height, and wondering what would happen if one just dropped it.

He'd just flushed, when suddenly he was overcome by a rush of technigo. (Because who doesn't have at least one of their devices in the toilet with them these days??)

by AndyBrew September 13, 2013

Teccing

1. To be ready to bust whoever wants to try you, you ready for any smoke( ready for any action)

2. To be armed, usually with a tec, but can be any gun really.

1. Them niggas from the 9th block done messed up, I'm teccing, I'm ready for anybody.

2. I ain't getting jumped no more. Them niggas aint ready, soowoop im ready for any nigga now just bought a Tec 9, im teccing, I'm ready to burn that jit.

by LEgit_Jitt November 2, 2019

teaching building

when you had a stroke trying to search for "school" so you say that

Hey, do you remember the times we spent in the scsah
Schyul
Scol
Scool
Scool
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Teaching building

by Literally a person November 24, 2019