When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.
I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead
by Fordman95 March 25, 2022
to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.
jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
by anal12345 March 5, 2012
Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!
by Sweetbabyray October 13, 2017
by teaserhongdior May 14, 2020
One of the worst possible typos that could ever exist. It is so far from the true definition that nobody could ever understand its true meaning, but it has inside joke potential.
But just teaser Hong and writing a little about it.
Real meaning: But just research and writing a little about it.
Real meaning: But just research and writing a little about it.
by walrusandtaylorswiftlover101 May 14, 2020
Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 3, 2020
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
by womanizer March 1, 2004