When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
by Ryan C. April 17, 2003
Get the Texas Teaser mug.To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
Get the teller smeller mug.A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.
(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017
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Get the chode teaser mug.A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
Get the Weasel-teaser mug.An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
Get the Geezer Teaser mug.A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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