Teatard

A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:
 Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
 Obama is going to take away their guns.
 If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
 Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
 Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
 16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
 Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
 Church and State should be one.
 Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
 Evolution is a hoax.
 Creationism should be taught in schools.
 Global warming is a hoax.
 The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
 Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.

Man 1: I can’t believe that guy. He thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!

by Politic Ric October 27, 2010

TeaTard

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.

The TeaTards may actually succeed in making this an Idiocracy by the end of this century.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 15, 2010

Teagan

The word Teagan means “Beautiful” or “poet” in Gaelic, an Irish language. Teagan’s are funny things. Teagan’s want to feel accepted. And most Teagan’s aren’t socially. They come off as “weird”, or “over dramatic”. But in reality, Teagan’s are very open, and emotional. Teagan’s have great feelings. This may be the hardest part of dealing with a Teagan. They’re sometimes hard to please.They aren’t come across often in the modern world. They are very rare in America, due to the Ireland origin. They’re beautiful, even though they will never ever admit it. They just want to be loved. And they love very easily. Teagan’s are also very stubborn. And most of them are Sagittarius. They just want to be accepted and loved. Like every other human. They are smart. Even though they are quite clumsy at times. And they will always encourage you to do your best. If you have a Teagan, tell them they are loved. And that they are incredible. They may not act like they believe you, but it will mean a lot to them.

Friend 1: why does She try so hard to help me?

Friend 2: because she’s a Teagan.

by Aj1244 July 11, 2018

teagan

Arabian for "beautiful one"
German for "loves bananas"
can also be used in Brookstone to buy an iGALLOP

Hello sir! Today I would like to purchase a Teagan.

by Octavianopolis December 12, 2008

teaganging

not to be confused with "teagagging",this word has it's roots in the sexually robust and communal "gangbang" of yester-years cheezy porn. The act itself consists of a group, or "gang" of men who constitute the "baggers" , and the "baggee" usually a single person who has an overwhelming obsession to feel multiple scroti plopping into their open, waiting mouths. In some instances, the act is played out in a similar fashion to some sporting events, where rules such as the "stubbly grundle", or "Steaming Herman" are rigidly enforced, and determine just how long the act will be allowed to continue. This usually occurs during the final stages of the warping of the afflicted's moral compass, and worse things should be expected.

Oswald was elated at the good news: the local Do Gooder's pervos and barbershop quartet, had chosen him to accompany them, under pledge status, to the following nights festivities, the focal point being a good old fashioned teaganging.

by 1 beat off June 3, 2010

Teagan kay

A beautiful and smart girl. Everyone loves her and is a friendly girl. She is also very fashionable and loves eatinf

Teagan kay is a friendly girl.

by Flowersandmarble February 25, 2017

Teagan

Teagan is a funny, cool, smart, beautiful, and amazing friend. She is always there for everyone and she cares a lot about everyone and everything. Even though she doesn't see it, she is still amazing. She's very strong and she knows how to make you feel better about everything. She also knows how to crack the funniest jokes. She's also probably a huge Billie Eilish fan.

Girl: "That girl over there is amazing! Who is she?!"
Boy: "She's Teagan"
Girl: "Oh that makes sense!"

by Noah23 December 6, 2019