A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007
Get the Dong Tapermug. George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
Get the Double-Tapered Shitmug. a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
Get the Perfect Double-Tapered Shitmug. by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
Get the Double Tapered Dutch Ruddermug. Homie 1:“Bro the youtuber named NINJA just got a Low Taper Fade!”
Homie 2:”Oh for real I had no idea!”
Homie 2:”Oh for real I had no idea!”
by Colt Looks Sigma February 8, 2024
Get the low tapermug. a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
Get the red tapermug. "oh my god do you know ninja's haircut?"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
by polenball May 29, 2024
Get the low taper fademug.