A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007
Get the Dong Taper mug.George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
Get the Perfect Double-Tapered Shit mug.by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
Get the Double Tapered Dutch Rudder mug.When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
by calvinswim March 20, 2023
Get the Canadian Taper mug.Yeah I work at a restaurant called Shenanigans and some guys that usually play a pretty messed up "game" got me with the damn taper fade. Was honestly more socked then anything
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Taper Fade mug.A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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