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Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007
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Double-Tapered Shit

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
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Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.
George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder
by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
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imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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low taper fade

very popular haircut used by none other than ninja (richard tyler blevins) used to describe someone's hair when it's so good.
You know what's crazy? How the low taper fade meme is still massive. Massive. I'm seeing new videos every day with millions of views and likes.
Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
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low taper

When a person you know has a real good haircut and often is a fade on the side of their hair.
Homie 1:“Bro the youtuber named NINJA just got a Low Taper Fade!”
Homie 2:”Oh for real I had no idea!”
by Colt Looks Sigma February 8, 2024
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