Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one

girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special

by lulsidk November 12, 2013

William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

taither

A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight woman so much that he actually prefers to have sex with her floppy folds of skin.

Yeah, that guy is a taither. His wife was like 400 pounds...

by Chris Davenport May 17, 2005

taqthindal-screwjob

A mix of Punjabi and English commonly used by the children of immigrant parents, this term refers to losing something over which you have no control through fate.

I would have won that race if I hadn't got the taqthindal-screwjob.

by Sunny Dhillon September 10, 2007

tathead

Someone who is broke but can always find money to buy another tattoo even though they have so many already.

I think my dude is a tathead. He has no job. His baby's mom keeps asking him for money to buy diapers but he went and got another tattoo instead.

by Gwensanity September 12, 2012

Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.

by Actual Fatties September 6, 2019

tathoi

Tathoi she is the best person will ever meet in you'r life
She is the definition of love,cute, tallent. Very much trust worthy
But is a little crackhead

OMG! See Tathoi!!

Kneel down peasants

by anonymous November 22, 2021