table 

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

table by skyler blood February 20, 2019

Table 

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

Table by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020

Table 

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

Table by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

Table 

It’s a peace of wood with legs

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )

Table by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021

table 

cor0na v1rv$ cof c0f

cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

table by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021

Table 

THE BIGGEST BONER EVER

look at him he has a table.

Table by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021

table 

a animal that has leg

oh u fool ur a table

table by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021