on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

by moesha1 August 10, 2006

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 30, 2006

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021

Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 6, 2017

Table

A weird but legitimate place to have sex.

I fucked your mom on a table last night.

by placemantect August 7, 2012

Tables

A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.

"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"

by andrewmalone September 25, 2011