Mark Twain

Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

by Mike-man November 13, 2005

Shania Twain

When the power goes out and you have to use a glow stick to piss.

"I'm on that Shania Twain shit."

by Dskijner May 4, 2014

mark twain

he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.

old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp

by johny November 18, 2004

shania twain

a vetenarian in world war 2 who never gets called by his first name "shania" his name is always "shania twain" he is not impressed by rocket scientists and has no gaydar whatsoever, he currently roams mexican streets penny picking and peeling apples in his spare time. He has been known to use public bathrooms not flushing afterwards the infamous turds are being left all over mexico.

tourist-

"dude did you see that huge turd in those bathrooms?"

mexican citizen-
"aye carumba! el diablo! shania twain!"

by jaawdan October 3, 2009

Mark Twain Middle School

Kind of not a good place to be. A lot of fronkers. There’s a fronking team.

You know that fRoNkEr? Yeah, doesn’t she go to Mark Twain Middle School?
Of course!

by Yuckyduckfronking April 18, 2019

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Shania Twain

The equal weighted average of faith hill and sheryl crow.

Is that sheryl crow? No. Is that faith hill? No. It’s shania Twain. Oh ya! Love her!

by but trade December 31, 2021