Swanning

Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.

"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"

by LuckNPike September 17, 2015

staining my ear

someone who talks you to death, sometimes called "landing the plane"

She kept droning on and on, staining my ear about her old boyfriend

by c dubs April 30, 2005

Snaining

Verb: When it rains and snows at the same time.

Oh look, it's snaining outside!

by RaeLynn January 12, 2015

Black Swaning

Verb. Masturbation, jizzing.
As seen in the movie Black Swan.

UHH! I'm so black swaning for Natalie Portman!

by ukulelesFTW February 25, 2011

Swanning

Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.

Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.

by balthadon November 8, 2011

swining

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

by urbanessa April 30, 2009

Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

by witherwtf October 28, 2009