mr swain

short witch man

did u see mr swain today
yeah he shouted at me for not being a witch

by fruit tella March 30, 2021

Swain Diff

The league of Legends Character Swain is just different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Person 1: dang Swain diff, he's 26/3/7

by yurmumgeylul January 28, 2021

Swain Move

The art of saying you're going to do something but have no intentions of doing it whatsoever.

Specifically when it involves organising something with other people.

Over Facebook..
Matt: Hey I'm coming to Melbourne on Friday for the weekend, wanna meet up?
Justin: Yeah cool, I'll move some things around and contact you closer to the time.
Matt: Awesome dude, can't wait, been looking forward to it. **giggles like a school girl**
Friday 9am
Justin: Yay its Friday, where and what time we meeting? (seen)
11am
Justin: Hey dude, we still meeting? I got the weed you wanted (seen)
1pm
Justin: Are you in Melbs atm? Just heading out, ring me (seen)
7pm:
Justin: Hello? (seen)
Monday
Matt: I'm back from Melbourne, didn't get your messages until now
Justin: Nice Swain Move PRICK

by ppwned April 28, 2021

Kin Swain

Kin Swain is the action of being overly affectionate with an older or younger siblings to the point that people feel uncomfortable about how you act with your sibling.

“Who’s that guy with Rachel?” “Oh that’s her brother” “She partakes in that kin swain shit if you know what I mean.”

by Karie37 April 1, 2021

Nicholas swain

Nicholas swain is a father to many, some would say too many, and has a serious gas issue, and is known to be the only one laughing at his own jokes.

Guy1: nicholas swain is the funniest guy I know
Guy2: he is also the funniest guy he knows.

by Guest22 October 24, 2023

Swain

The place who’s food is over priced asf. And by the time it’s January the entire resort is finally open. And you better not like your jacket cause it’s gonna be greasy.

You know what else is greasy 😏...... my hair. I haven’t showered in 15 days.... yeah Swain is pretty shitty.

by Dawnkeyfriggyermum August 19, 2021

Colt Swain

A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.

I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.

by big booty lovin January 12, 2012