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Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.
Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.
by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011
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Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 5, 2017
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Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
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porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.
Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
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Swacked

Having one's swagger "jacked" or stolen.
After the NFL stole Lendale White's nickname idea of "Smash and Dash" for the duo of Lendale White and Chris Johnson in the Tennessee Titans backfield, he claimed he had been swacked.
by Roy "McClane" Rogers December 19, 2008
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Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
by tankbeh January 14, 2011
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stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh January 12, 2011
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