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Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
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Mexican suspension bridge

When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.
by grovelerdan January 8, 2009
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Double wishbone suspension

When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.
by Roostafy April 21, 2003
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The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate)

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009
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organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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14 day suspension

Often related to a man named Mr. Logan Castle, a famous historian, a student's email was once hijacked, read, and the student was exposed of two year old attempts at cheating. The student has since been assigned a 14 day suspension, which was later appealed. The student has also started a defamatory campaign to help undermine the status of this famous historian. The low lying piece of fucking shit historian has literally 0 credibility and is the scapegoat for pretty much every bitchy move that is made by the higher ups.
Damn man, that discipline case was, no joke, a fucking 14 day suspension, complete bull shit.
by ExpectationsExpected May 16, 2018
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TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION

A PATENT MARKETING procedure as a given.
SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI CEO of YOUTUBE and one of the founders of GOOGLE ALPHABET the MARKETING GENIUS often uses this procedure as a clear communication tool which is most effective on HUMAN MANIPULATIVE THINKING and EVIDENCE PROPOUNDMENT.

It is an interruption of TIME passing in a regular time process which TIME and TEMPO is always altered in this manner by an occurrence if a waiting for EVENT or HYPNOTIC TIME CHANGE causes HAVOC by stopping the given media being listened too.

HAVOC
Listen to that song or talk on YOUTUBE ANAL ALAN as you are unpredictable of what songs you play but your TALK choice is predictable but by using the TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION where the ROTATION is stopped on the song or talk temporarily as resuming after noise cue, as your VECTOR (CYPHER words on INDEX CARDS will nail YOUR FOOT (NOTES) XATIONS FIXATIONS every single time as INDEPENDENT of any song or talk chosen as it is a perfected pro pound ment and communication tool procedure which TEMPO is a clearer term than TIME from the SPANISH for TIME and a coincidental AUTOMATIC SYNONYMOUS WORD from one language to another perfect BINARY CIRCLE FLOW makes it quite effective as another AARON FIWATSON PECKHAM definition.

Choice of just two things in LIFE REAL TIME idling normal passage and BENT TIME most of the time SHORTER but LONGER in INTENSE TRAUMATIC situations where HYPNOTISM occurs to EFFECT THIS in an automatic fashion BUT in song QUALITY SONGWRITING is necessary for the human brain to FEEL that real good feeling MELODY AND SINGING as well as very organized you might say , well ENGINEARED talk or KEYNOTES of not a by humdrum but very CAPTIVATING nature so in conclusion TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION is effective in RUINING the HYNOTIC TRANCE and bringing listening to a temporary stand still.

HAPPENING ABEYANCE VIDEO ON CYPHER is a TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION procedure for SONG or TALK on YOU TUBE perfected by SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI CEO and a PIVOTAL FOUNDER of GOOGLE ALPHABET.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 8, 2021
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