A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014
Get the jellybean smuggler mug.The endless and utterly futile attempt by modest people all over the world to put an end to the annoying behavior of the smug people who like the smell of their own farts, close their eyes while talking, think they are so superior to others, use extremely pretentious rhetoric, and always brag about how great they are. This war will last all eternity and can never be won similar to the war on drugs, but unlike the war on drugs, it is a noble battle.
The war on smug has gotten so far out of hand in San Francisco and Hollywood that it is no longer worth fighting in these areas.
by TRL0 November 9, 2009
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A commercial while instead of promoting a specific manufacturer's product talks down to the consumer in an attempt to show their product in a more positive light.
by angrily shaking our fists June 1, 2011
Get the smugmercial mug.When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.
by grizzt69 January 13, 2007
Get the Grape Smuggler mug.Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
*punch*
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
Get the smug married mug."Who's Eric talking to?"
"That's his new boyfriend."
"His boyfriend!?"
"Yeah - didn't you know he's a mushroom smuggler?"
"That's his new boyfriend."
"His boyfriend!?"
"Yeah - didn't you know he's a mushroom smuggler?"
by Alison Chaynes May 21, 2009
Get the Mushroom Smuggler mug.A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
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