a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.
by The fun bunch May 8, 2018
Get the munson sump pump mug.A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
by Vasen August 17, 2020
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Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump
Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump
by warsmiss August 31, 2018
Get the Sump mug.One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020
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Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
by BigSump69 November 23, 2022
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