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Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."
Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.
by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007
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suitar

a slide or steel guitar. Steel guitar should be used more often instead of steel guitar

1. slide guitar definition:
Slide guitar or bottleneck guitar is a particular method or technique for playing the guitar. Instead of altering the pitch of the strings in the normal manner (by pressing the string against frets), a slide is placed upon the string to vary its vibrating length, and pitch

2. steel guitar definition:
A Guitar with metal strings and played by sliding a metal bar over the fretted neck rather than fingertips pressing the strings.A method of playing slide guitar using a steel. Resonator guitars, including round necked varieties, are particularly suitable for this style, but other types are also used, usually with modified high actions, as well as instruments produced specifically for the purpose.
I like to listen to steel radio on the internet. Very good music. The station often plays suitar busic
by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008
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Spitorus

a vaginal erruption caused by clitoral stimulation, projecting gash lava in an unanticipated direction.
man; "fuck me i'm covered in fanny batter"!
woman; "oh sorry, i have a bit of a spitorus"
man; "can i use the shower?"
by sickinmydinkadonk December 27, 2008
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suitorble

Miles Standish may indeed have been wealthy, dashing, and impressive, but da conscientious and chivalrous John Alden was much more suitorble for Priscilla Mullins.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
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Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Switoris

Of or relating to a sweaty clitoris.
Honey im so hot i have a switoris!
by TiminBoise February 18, 2009
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