Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007

twitter stuffer

A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!

I stopped Following that damn Twitter stuffer, cuz I ain't got time to read that crap.

by Jib Slice May 17, 2010

stuffed up

Australian informal word.

Means: a bad mistake, or something that has been done very badly

- I know Martin stuffed up.
- Where's Martin now?
- No idea, but wherever he is,
I hope he stays there.

by szaki July 25, 2012

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 6, 2006

Stuffed Crust

A blunt, that's tightly rolled..with a good amount, of high grade cannabis.

I'm smoking, that stuffed crust.

by That Jiggy Nigga March 12, 2016

stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.

Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.

by Marc February 27, 2004