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Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.
Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."
by IH47 January 11, 2012
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Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.
"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"
by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012
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Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens
Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!
by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017
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Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.
The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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Irreducible Stupidity

1. Any person or crackpot idea that is outright retarded, misleading, or completely illogical beyond all reason.
2. Something that cannot get any stupider than it currently is.
3. Bullshit that can't be broken down into simper forms of complex absurdity.

For example, pseudoscience.
"Intelligent Design fits the criteria of pseudoscience perfectly because it completely lacks any genuine science and its adherents operate solely on making baseless assertions and speculation. Its ideas cannot be falsified through the scientific method because it deliberately fails to produce valid, testable data to confirm its claims. Irreducible complexity is indeed irreducible stupidity at its finest. Intelligent Design is unworthy to be taught in public schools because it has literally nothing to offer."

"Creationism is a joke. It appeals only to the weak-minded and is simply an intellectually lazy excuse to be willfully ignorant of real empirical science. The irreducible stupidity of creationism and its advocates is simply unfathomable."

"That dumbass thinks the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs once lived together with humans. He is so irreducibly stupid. Did he purposely fail high school biology, or did he get his so-called "facts" from a church? He is such a n00b."

"Anyone who can stare directly in the face of evidence for evolution and still have the audacity to ignore it has to be willfully uneducated—more accurately, irreducibly stupid."

"Nuff said.
by EvolvedExpert May 12, 2011
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stupidity at its best

The maximum level of stupid 9000+
John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST
by Bronze 5 and still alive February 20, 2018
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American Stupidity

The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.
American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!

French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.

American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!

Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.
by Ugly Austrian Chick November 10, 2013
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