Strangle A Mars Bar

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011

striggle

(verb) To complain about one's trivial social problems

Typically referring to issues that may arise in cliche' teen dramas such as Dawson's Creek, Everwood, or Smallville.

striggling, striggled

1. Sally and Josie striggled when Dawson left the party early with Finoa.

2. Jim listened to Jackie striggle about how Jolie blocked her on aim.

3. Amanda couldn't stop striggling after she found out Ally moved her off her top friends on Myspace.

by Wentago April 15, 2008

strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by sanchez February 12, 2005

Scriggler

A very rare trait found in women; while she is enjoying the sexual experience she is screaming so loud that it causes her to simultaneously giggle. scream+giggle= a Scriggle.

I wish I could show it to you but it is something you must experience for yourself;
Scrigglers are hot as hell.

by The SAINT 17 October 26, 2008

Stringle

A crispy falling strand of a person's hair that falls onto their forehead of the side of their face, typically accompanied with quiff hairstyles.

Oh my god, did you see Zayn Malik at the 2014 AMAS? He had such a pretty stringle and outfit.

by not maya💃🏻 December 15, 2020

Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

Stranglefuck

To hate-fuck while asphyxiating your "partner" (preferably from behind) with the intent to kill or maim. Not always with erotic intent.

The ending to that movie was so bad, I could just stranglefuck Jason Borne.

by Beulah August 9, 2016