Straightstremist

Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.

Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”

by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021

straightsplaining

Another "woke" word that doesn't mean anything particular. It's just another mish mash of words used to discredit white heterosexual males.

"Woke" person: White cis men are straightsplaining again.
Chad: Stfu lol.

by TheSoSv2 August 17, 2022

straightsona

A gay person putting on a straight persona.

"that outfit looks like a straightsona"

by abcwhatdoyouwant September 30, 2023

straightshot

The action of being direct, straight, and getting the job done.

“Are you going from St. Francis to East London, straightshot”

by Jack Hunckleberry January 6, 2026

Strightening

when it comes to fighting with inanimate objects I came up with a new word because it's not an actual fight it's more of a struggle. A combination of the word struggle and fight.

"I spent 20 minutes Strightening with the vacuum cleaner before realizing there was a sock stuck in the hose"

by Bgodzyk January 10, 2026

The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.

"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮

by tempestACAB August 12, 2021

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022