striping

taking lines of powdered cocaine

"who else was striping last night at the party"

by ivor bigun January 20, 2008

Striping

The act of taking geometrically parallel shits.

-I striped all over your mom last night.

-Wait until he's asleep, and we'll stripe on him. That'll teach him.

-My hobby: Striping in Zero-Gravity!

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013

striking oil

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

by savagebjs April 26, 2009

striking cobra

The end of the tail of the turd which sticks up above the waterline of the toilet and rests upon the 'links' or 'rings' of the 'coiled' turd and curls over, resembling the animal for which it is named.

Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!!!!!!!!

by heidi anne April 25, 2006

zebra striping

When someone shits and cums in different cups and then pours them on their partners face.Then when the jizz and shit crusts over you lick it off.

Whoaah! Dude yesterday i zebra striping this chick and it was delicious.

by Miguelle Angello June 10, 2010