Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008