Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

by CuberB January 17, 2010

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

by anemeth October 8, 2011

EA Strategy

The EA strategy refers to the strategy in which, when a company recreates a product, the company's lack of intuitive and spontaneous creativity results in replicating the same product instead of innovating it, often referring to unintuitive sequels or spin offs of video games or movies. Coined and referenced by Ben "yahtzee" Croshaw, a video game reviewer for The Escapist.

"I admire a series that tries to mix things up, not just release the same game every bloody year in what is known as the EA Strategy."

by Franico January 30, 2008

Cinema Strategy

An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket

Mike: Ay, how that scrawny nerd timmy end up with michelle
Yoda: Cinema strategy used he did

by garygl1tter January 14, 2017

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014

The Demi Strategy

A target-driven, non-generic approach to a job search, developing in a career or building an entrepreneur's success.

I finally stopped getting 100's of rejections from jobs because I implemented The Demi Strategy

by careerz May 23, 2021