piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008

Sloppy bowl stainer

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

by Lbigfella August 24, 2016

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Strained Out

Strained Out--When you pick up to much of the same weed strain & the shit just don't get you high NO more......!!!

Nancy Botwin better pick up some new flavors soon, I'm completely strained out....

by The REAL Nancy Botwin March 29, 2015

Stainer

To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.

Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006