StraightTok

The straight side of TikTok that no gay person ever desires to be on.

I'm on StraightTok. Please help get me off of it.

by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

straightsexuall

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.

Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!

by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019

Straight Box

A term used to represent a current mood. Usually used to describe a person that is content with his or her current situation.

After a night of drinking heavily, Timmy asked Carl "How he was feeling?" Carl responded "I'm Straight Box."

by Timmy6981 June 19, 2008

Straightbait

A good ol country girl who likes mowing grass, burning gas, and eating ass

Man she’s such a Straightbait I’m just tryna crack open a cold one and do some honkey tonk with her am I right fellers???

by straightbait December 11, 2018

straightcore

james, and people like james. similar to the term, toughcore, but totally different.

me - "Hey James! You're TOTALLY straightcore!"
james0rz - "I believe you."
or

"XX"

by james' mom January 28, 2005

straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

Straightoscope

A straightoscope is the opposite of a gaybar. If you have a good straightoscope you are able to quickly tell if a person is straight.

Person 1: Apparently Larry is going to go to the pride festival this year, I never knew he was gay.
Person 2: He's not gay.
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 2: Trust me, I've good a solid straightoscope.

by Some_Dude69 December 29, 2017