stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

STOMPED DOWN BITCH

A REAL BITCH, AINT NEVER ON THAT PLAYING SHIT. A CHICK MADE FOR THAT PIMPIN

Man, she real as hell! She a stomped down bitch fasho!

by dboydetroitd April 11, 2022

Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

lesbian stampede

A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)

I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.

by UncleRody May 25, 2021

Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.

“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

“Oh fuck!”

by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021

Dub-Stomped

When any perfectly good song gets infected and mutated into "dub-step" noise. The said song has been effectively Dub-Stomped

A: What happened to that track?
B: It was remixed into Dub Step...
A: It was a perfectly good track by itself...
B: IT got Dub-Stomped and ruined for ever...
A: Sad
B: Agreed

by epicTangent August 15, 2011