Montana stir fry 

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry

Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower

Montana stir fry by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023

Chicago Stir-Fry 

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

Chicago Stir-Fry by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!

A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has

Douche Bag Stir Fry by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010

shanghai stirfry 

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!

shanghai stirfry by browneyediver January 22, 2009

Minnesota Stirfry 

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.

Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.

Minnesota Stirfry by MKM Joe March 28, 2007

stirfry 

an alternative way of saying "alright"
or what a drunk tramp used to say

shall we go out?
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"

stirfry by joanna December 4, 2004

Stirfry 

Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.

That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.

Stirfry by Joshypester January 13, 2021