STFD

Used for when something unexpected happens.

STFD!

by Laura789 July 22, 2011

STFD

STFD or in other words, sit the fuck down

a definition like for an example,
m8 STFD B4 i slap u mike.
u want some m8?

by ordinary otaku September 12, 2017

stfd

abbreviation for 'sit the fuck down'

"woah, that joke went too far, stfd!" or (just after you win an argument "Yeah, that's what I thought... now stfd..."

by plipploplol November 5, 2017

STFD

SUCK THIS FUCKING DICK

WHEN YA GIRL ASK FOR A DATE AND YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON HER SO "STFD"

by M_ANON July 13, 2019

STFD

STFD is an acronym to simply say SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. This wonderful acronym comes from a musical called Come From away which I suggest you check out.

And if they're speedin', I'll stop them and write out a warning ticket. I'll write STFD
Slow the fuck down!

by DoodlesfortheDay August 7, 2019

stfdyslt

Sit the fuck down you sad little troll

Post: “Look at this awesome trick I taught my dog!”
Comments: “wow! That’s so cool! Give that dog a treat!”
Troll: “Overeating is unhealthy for dogs and treats contain additives. Feeding him treats is animal abuse.”
Comments: “stfdyslt”

by at the limit with sneakers on March 18, 2021

STFDYSLT

Sit the fuck down you sad little troll

Post: “Look at this cool trick I taught my dog”
Comments: “Wow! So cool! Give that dog a treat.”
Troll: “Overeating is unhealthy for dogs and treats contain additives. Giving him a treat is animal abuse.”
Comments: “STFDYSLT”

by at the limit with sneakers on March 18, 2021