check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009

statstrology

The practice of looking at data and drawing whatever conclusion you want from it, similar to astrology

"Hey, did you know that according to this study intelligent people tend to be more depressed?"
"That's just statstrology."

by 93678983453gh May 18, 2023

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.

You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"

by Underdog46 November 7, 2010

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022