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butt stallion

1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.

2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"
1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.

2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.
by Mr_met November 2, 2015
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Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*
by pudo433 July 25, 2016
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stallion duck

large duck resembling a stallion
also not afraid at all!
"Fucking stallion duck."
"It's not afraid AT ALL"
by bob swartengerman February 7, 2009
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Stallsmithing

The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."

CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."

PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017
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Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.
Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
by Orctonk January 30, 2022
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stalling

the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.
person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.
by shindee November 14, 2006
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Reply Stalling

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.
I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.
by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011
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