An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.
The equation reads as
%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where
s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking
This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.
So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.
%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.
So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.
How bout over 15 minutes?
%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk
You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
The equation reads as
%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where
s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking
This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.
So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.
%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.
So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.
How bout over 15 minutes?
%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk
You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010
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Get the quad stacker mug.The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
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