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Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!
by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009
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Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.
Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
by A. Massey March 10, 2019
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Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!
by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010
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Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.
John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009
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class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 8, 2009
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raper stache

A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.
Dude, stop growing out your raper stache.
by christhafris October 20, 2009
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fash-stache

A toothbrush moustache resembling that of facist Hitler
dude, you better shave off that Fash-stache before going to your synagogue.
by Matthias B June 7, 2007
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