squor

where you fall off a bed during intercourse and suffer a major wound on your sexual organ(applies to males only)

"dude i was banging amy the otha nite n squored myself"

by Brendon Abbott July 21, 2006

Squortle

When to women rub their vaginas together. Often difficult to accomplish.

"I watched these two lesbians squortle. Then they gave me a blumpkin and I gave them a frothkin."

"I like it when girls Squortle."

by Simon Sanchez April 7, 2004

Squort

A noise that is in between a squeak and a snort, often in suprise and enjoyment. Often loud it can disturb nearby people if they do not know what the reason for Squorting is.

"I made her squort every night, made her parents bang on her bedroom wall"

"*Squort*"
"What was that noise about?"
"Don't worry I was only squorting, do not be alarmed"

by Brian ;) April 15, 2010

Squonch

The act of stealing.

"Hey, hurry up and Squonch that CD before an employee catches you!"

by "Sketchy" Mike Z April 23, 2006

squarnk

An older man that which engages in the sniffing of young girls' bicycle seats on a warm day.

Girl 1 - "Did you see that fat squarnk that moved in down the street?"

Girl 2 - "I know right? Like that guy is a total pedo."

by nevillerogers February 19, 2009

squorm

The feeling when you are being hunted by Terry Crews

Terry Crews is making me squorm

by Keeper of Squorm January 28, 2020

squonk

A word I use in band to confuse Ethan

Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?

by squonk sire February 28, 2020