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Squirm sesh 

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh
Squirm sesh by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022
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squomies 

Me and my squomies out here doin' big things

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, just hanging with my squomies"
squomies by allytieby January 4, 2017
Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.
After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.
squort by hobopalooza September 29, 2008

squirm party 

n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.
Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.
squirm party by ggelatine November 11, 2009
The feeling a female gets when they're really turned on. Not up near their belly button, but lower. Definitely in the vagina. None of this butterflies up by the belly button business. We're talking serious, I need it now, no fooling around business. Wet.

Or, the feeling a guy gets when he's so turned on that he has to stick it in or bop the baloney before something bad happens. Sex hungry.
Craig is so sexy, I squirm just by looking at him!!
Squirm by GOLisreallyLOL November 21, 2011
1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm
2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.
3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy
1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm.
2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm.
3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax.
Squirmy by Frankee Franklin May 26, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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