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squirbage

Squirbage is the definition of cool. It can be used as a positive or negative adjective. It's uses are almost limitless.
That Lamborghini is total squirbage. (positive)

Bruce Willis is so squirbage! (positive)

You really squirbed out in that tennis game bro. (negative)
by squirbage May 21, 2009
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squishface

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squishface occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squishface is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or more elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.
1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squishface.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squishface

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squishface.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squishface for absolutely no reason.
by ClockworkDragon December 2, 2010
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Squishee

An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.
I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.
by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009
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Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."
That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.
by freecode February 3, 2004
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squishie

Hi! My name is Squishie
by Tom Smith October 7, 2003
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squishee

a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.
omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.
by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005
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squisheegurl

a really hot, smart girl whos hates preps and loves the simpsons,who also is in band.
backround: the simpsons; a screen name
by do_shutup7 June 4, 2004
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