Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
by thrushpuppy July 23, 2015
by Thechavman September 23, 2019
A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
by d_girl August 11, 2006
Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
by afterx3glow March 05, 2009
The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. Often accomplished by some serious clit stimulation, or G-Spot stimulation.
*Girls who can do this are god.
*Girls who can do this are god.
"I was eating her pussy and sucking on her clit she squited all over my face"
"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"
"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"
by Chelby June 02, 2007
m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
by hateporn January 21, 2014