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Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.
by John February 8, 2004
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squirrelophile

one who finds pleasure in molesting fuzzy woodland creatures. similar to a necrophile or a pedophile.
That Poor Squirrel Is Getting Raped By That Squirrelophile Loafers Again
by KillerPooMuffin September 1, 2007
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Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.
Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.
by ratatatooie January 18, 2009
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Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.
Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.
by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009
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Squirrelkinglish

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon
by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010
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Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.
Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!
by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010
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rotting squirrel farts

Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.
Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019
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