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Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush
Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park
by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021
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Squirreling

Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:

1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology

2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.

v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.

2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.

Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone

Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N1: “These so-called independents are fucking squirrels.”
N2: “Dwarfenfuhrer and his cronies are a bunch of squirrels.”

V1: “Sir, we’ve noticed a huge influx of squirreling since we’ve stopped participating in any interviews. No sir, it seems to because those freezoners are fully willing to talk to journalists and authors. No sir not some dinky newspaper...CNN, sir. Yes sir like you 40 years ago...yes sir you’re very smart and handsome, totally not more wax than man...yes sir your whiskey is right here....don’t hit me again.”
V2. “Lol CofS has been squirreling the TRs courses out of existence.”

Adj1. “These squirrel orgs are becoming a problem. Moron says we can’t sue this time.”
Adj2. “This squirrel version of Dianetics is almost unreadable.”
by Kanye MEST September 22, 2020
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squidling

eg. look at the little squidlings / squidlets
by sophie and jen June 1, 2006
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Squirgling

Verb: the act of making out with someone's nose. Involves sucking, licking, caressing, and kissing.
"Kiss me in a way you've never kissed me before."
"Muah muah muah, mgmglgmglg squirgling mmgmgl."

- Hotshot II
by Maltheangel February 18, 2009
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Squirrelling

To suddenly become distracted by anything and everything. Also to start additional tasks in procrastination of an original task
*Normal chatter*
J: Oh look, a Red wing black bird

EX2)

P1- Just call them and get it over with
P2- or I could check my score and dispute three random things
P1- stop squirrelling
by Blitzgeek May 23, 2019
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Squirrelling

- to gather shiny objects or creative ideas that inspire you

When cooking - to gather special ingredients that you hold dear
When window shopping - to go hunting for nothing in particular at the shops and you lose all track of time because you got distracted by all the shiny things that have now hatched a dozen new creative projects you want to start.
My partner - "" Hey Lovely, where have you been ?? , I thought you just went to the shops to buy one thing ... You've been gone 8 hrs !!
Me : Well ... um ... you know .... I've been squirrelling
by Squirrel Gully August 24, 2019
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squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.
I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.
by jack aniels October 12, 2017
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