Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 24, 2006

Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006