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by Fuckrick December 19, 2022
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Mark: "Paul what are you doing?"
Paul: "Just scratchin' me squid"
by Big Bad Mad M,F'n Marquis July 27, 2006
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Someone is the most left out of the group, or is the worst at most of what the group does. Basically, it is a reference to the character "Squid" from the show ROCKET POWER. Anyone who fits that personality description can be referred to as the squid.
"You're such a squid, bro!"
by Sal Montalvo March 02, 2008
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derogertory term/racial slur for asians in general
hey squid, hurry up with my takeaways
by jesus juice junkie September 30, 2010
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a complete n00b. a person who fails at life and has no idea what theyre doing.
"Evan, you're working at McDonalds? You fuckin squid"
"Squid you team-killing fucktard!"
by fattymcbutterboobs July 03, 2005
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a)person or group which classifies themselves as "emo" b) a person who thinks they are great at a sport
a) Taking Back Sunday and Brand New are squids because they play emo music. b) Justin is a squid because he doesn't play defense and shoots to much.
by Martin we October 26, 2005
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To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"

Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.

Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"

Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"

You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"

Past tense: "You just got squided."
by enjayess March 26, 2009
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