Squeedge

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

by Eel Man October 7, 2016

squeedge

when you piss yourself when you sleep

Damn that mother fucker squeedged my bed!

by random fat kid December 5, 2004

squeeded

A word created by by our queen ashnikko on a tiktok

"Stupid boy think that I squeeded"

by Imthegayagenda March 12, 2021

squeeds

Awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. Even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. May also be translated to German as DAS SQUEEDS!

DAMN YOU SQUEEDS!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or

by thesqueeds August 24, 2011

Squead

A penis fart.

Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"

by Mykahl January 19, 2017

squeedle

something that makes you nauseous.

Marti and Sabi get squeedle when they see people fart.

by marti May 17, 2004