Squeezy

The legendary word created by the Asian Legend Psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. Can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.

Boy Scout: Dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.

Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?

Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?

Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.

Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.

Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.

Anything Jackie Chan Does

by Psqueezy July 20, 2013

squeaky sea gull

while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.

Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!

by rebounder October 1, 2006

squeaky goose

The act of cupping, squeezing, and twisting a guy's junk while underwater. Closely related to the dripping monkey.

Holy shit, you should have heard the yelp that chris made today when devon gave him the squeaky goose.

by decocomo420 April 24, 2007

squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019

squeazin

The unusual phyisical and mental sensation one feels after taking dirty acid, and can really be expressed with no other word.

Man this fuckin acid sucks. Now we'll be "squeazin" for hours. I'm not even seeing good tracers.

by aaron doyle February 14, 2008

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009