friend squatting 

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

friend squatting by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.

NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.

SUB-SQUATTING by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010

Race Squatting 

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

Race Squatting by the undefined September 8, 2013

booty squatting 

Arching your back and sticking out your butt while standing or walking, as you would if you were doing a squat, to make your butt look bigger than it really is. A move frequently performed by models and pornstars with flat butts to fit the current trend of bigger butts.

There are a lot of beautiful girls at this bikini competition, I better do some booty squatting to give myself an edge. big butt, big ass, badonkadonk, pawg, whooty, black girl booty, black girl butt, thong competition

booty squatting by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015

Frog Squatting 

The act of squatting down on someones face until they croak.

I am going to be in serious trouble because of frog squatting.I Frog Squatted my girlfriend last night and now i cant get rid of the corpse.

Frog Squatting by monkey juice July 18, 2009

Cock Squatting 

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

Cock Squatting by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

FB Squatting 

Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.

A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."

FB Squatting by JhayEm June 10, 2010