bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
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water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.
Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.
by SteelerPP July 06, 2012
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Squatter punk

Anarchists and activists who don't believe in compliance to the system. Squatter punks are usually involved in some form of far left activism, and the Anarcho-punk music scene. They occupy unused houses or buildings, places the capitalist society has consumed and thrown away. They are often vegan or vegetarian, many are straight edge.

Not to be mistaken for "street kids" who are more dumb and drunk.
Anarchism freeganism squat vegan activist anti-capitalist Squatter punk
by Vimana May 28, 2011
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Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
by parallel_master September 24, 2017
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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 25, 2020
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toilet squatter

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.
by rattyiggle April 22, 2020
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squatter chub

That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit
I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!
by Pimpin1234 February 04, 2014
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